{"product_id":"100-pregnancy-juice-mug","title":"100% Pregnancy Juice Mug","description":"The “100% All-Natural Pregnancy Juice” coffee mug is the perfect way to let everyone know your sense of humor peaked somewhere between a truck stop bathroom sticker and a 2 a.m. bad idea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEqual parts hilarious, unnecessary, and impossible to explain to older relatives, this mug transforms an ordinary cup of coffee into a full-blown cry for attention. It’s the kind of mug coworkers notice immediately, followed by several seconds of uncomfortable silence while they decide whether HR needs to get involved.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from durable, high-quality ceramic with a comfortable grip and crisp print design, this mug is perfect for coffee, tea, energy drinks, or whatever mysterious liquid fuels your terrible decision-making.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Making office mornings dramatically more awkward\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sipping coffee while avoiding eye contact\u003cbr\u003e\n• Confusing absolutely everyone at family gatherings\u003cbr\u003e\n• Kitchen counters with chaotic energy\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coworkers who already think you’re strange\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pretending this is “just ironic humor”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Caffeine-fueled bad ideas before noon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who enjoys comedy that feels legally questionable\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd that’s exactly why The Real Spencer exists.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhile other companies make boring mugs covered in inspirational quotes and fake positivity, we specialize in premium-quality nonsense for people who enjoy humor that instantly lowers the maturity level of an entire room.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause life is short, coffee is necessary, and normal merchandise is incredibly boring.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Real Spencer: proudly selling the worst products imaginable at an alarmingly high quality.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Colored rim, inside, and handle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53624942756139,"sku":"4995558_17362","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-dark-blue-11-oz-right-6a187b5eb24c4.jpg?v=1779989362","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/100-pregnancy-juice-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}