{"product_id":"100-pregnancy-juice-sticker","title":"100% Pregnancy Juice Sticker","description":"The “100% All-Natural Pregnancy Juice” sticker is tiny, ridiculous, and somehow still capable of destroying the vibe of an entire room.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis glorious little piece of terrible decision-making was made for people who see a blank surface and immediately think, “You know what this needs? Something deeply inappropriate.” Whether slapped on a laptop, water bottle, toolbox, or questionable vehicle, this sticker guarantees at least one person per day will stop, reread it slowly, and look genuinely disappointed in humanity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on durable high-quality vinyl with a clean finish and strong adhesive, this sticker is built to survive weather, bad choices, and repeated accusations of “What is wrong with you?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Laptops used almost exclusively for nonsense\u003cbr\u003e\n• Water bottles filled with caffeine and regret\u003cbr\u003e\n• Toolboxes belonging to emotionally immature adults\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coolers at parties that already got out of hand\u003cbr\u003e\n• Making strangers laugh against their will\u003cbr\u003e\n• Covering up boring logos with something objectively worse\u003cbr\u003e\n• Turning ordinary objects into public disturbances\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who believe subtle humor is cowardice\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd honestly, nobody makes premium-quality garbage quite like The Real Spencer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOther brands play it safe with inspirational quotes and minimalist designs. We prefer jokes that sound like they were invented during a sleep-deprived gas station conversation at 1:30 in the morning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-quality materials. Horrible ideas. Zero apologies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Real Spencer: the internet’s leading supplier of deeply questionable taste.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  High opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n•  95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5″×5.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53625134514475,"sku":"5104081_10165","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-5.5x5.5-default-6a1898d3bc576.jpg?v=1779996899","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/100-pregnancy-juice-sticker","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}