{"product_id":"100-pregnancy-juice-tank-top","title":"100% Pregnancy Juice Tank Top","description":"The “100% All-Natural Pregnancy Juice” tank top was specifically designed for people who wake up every morning and choose public embarrassment as a lifestyle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight, breathable, and wildly inappropriate, this tank top combines peak summer comfort with the exact kind of humor that makes strangers stop mid-conversation just to reread your chest in disbelief. It’s immature, confusing, vaguely threatening, and honestly far more powerful than any article of clothing should ever be.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted from an ultra-soft premium fabric with a relaxed athletic fit, this tank was made for hot weather, terrible choices, and individuals who believe dignity is mostly optional after noon.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Backyard parties that spiral out of control immediately\u003cbr\u003e\n• Beach trips where someone inevitably says “bro what the hell”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gym sessions fueled entirely by caffeine and poor judgment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Making bartenders uncomfortable in record time\u003cbr\u003e\n• Music festivals full of overheated weirdos\u003cbr\u003e\n• Turning simple grocery runs into public spectacles\u003cbr\u003e\n• Standing near grills pretending you know how to cook\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who think subtlety is for cowards\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd frankly, nobody commits to terrible apparel quite like The Real Spencer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOther brands sell safe little shirts with palm trees, sunsets, and generic inspirational garbage. Meanwhile, we specialize in premium-quality nonsense designed specifically for the type of person who laughs at something inappropriate, then immediately says, “I need that on a shirt.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft fabrics. Horrible concepts. Beautifully bad decisions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Real Spencer: proudly making the world worse one incredible shirt at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose \u003cbr\u003e\n• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz\/yd² (186.48 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid\/heavyweight material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Extra soft surface\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sleeveless drop arm\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53624834326827,"sku":"7815173_13591","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53624834359595,"sku":"7815173_13592","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53624834392363,"sku":"7815173_13593","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53624834425131,"sku":"7815173_13594","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53624834457899,"sku":"7815173_13595","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Harbor Blue \/ S","offer_id":53624834490667,"sku":"7815173_13609","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Harbor Blue \/ M","offer_id":53624834523435,"sku":"7815173_13610","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Harbor Blue \/ L","offer_id":53624834556203,"sku":"7815173_13611","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Harbor Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53624834588971,"sku":"7815173_13612","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Harbor Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53624834621739,"sku":"7815173_13613","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53624834654507,"sku":"7815173_13803","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53624834687275,"sku":"7815173_13804","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53624834720043,"sku":"7815173_13805","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53624834752811,"sku":"7815173_13806","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53624834785579,"sku":"7815173_13807","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/mens-premium-tank-top-harbor-blue-front-6a18696adb688.jpg?v=1779984758","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/100-pregnancy-juice-tank-top","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}