{"product_id":"90s-piece-of-shit-hoodie","title":"90's Piece Of Shit Hoodie","description":"Today, we have something cozy to share—something you might pull on when the air gets a little cooler, or when you simply want to feel comfortable and a bit nostalgic.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s a hoodie. And right across the front, in bright teal lettering with a friendly little smiley face, it says: “90’S PIECE OF SH*T.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow, that is quite a surprising phrase, isn’t it? Sometimes words from the past carry a bit of shock with them—but they can also carry memory, humor, and a little bit of playful honesty about a time that was loud, colorful, and wonderfully strange.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis hoodie feels like something you might have worn while wandering a mall with friends, music echoing through the halls, not really looking for anything in particular… but somehow finding everything anyway. It’s warm, soft, and familiar—like a memory you can put on.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd even though the words are bold, the feeling of the hoodie is gentle. It wraps you up, keeps you comfortable, and lets you move through your day at your own pace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• If you were a piece of shit in the 90's and get cold easily\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cool evenings when you want to feel safe and cozy\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs in the minivan with no heat\u003cbr\u003e\n• Remembering the bright, busy energy of the 1990s\u003cbr\u003e\n• Climbing the local water tower\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quiet moments that still carry a bit of humor inside them\u003cbr\u003e\n• Smoking cigs in the garage with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Wearing something that starts conversations, softly and unexpectedly\u003cbr\u003e\n• Date nights with her parents\u003cbr\u003e\n• Feeling warm while still embracing something a little unusual\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd you know… sometimes the things that make us smile aren’t always the most expected things. Sometimes they’re a little strange, a little bold, and still part of our shared story.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou don’t have to explain it. You can just wear it, and let it be what it is.\u003cbr\u003e\n“90’S PIECE OF SH*T.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching flat drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3-panel hood\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. 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