{"product_id":"90s-piece-of-shit-mug","title":"90's Piece Of Shit Mug","description":"It’s nice to start the day together with something warm in your hands. This is a coffee mug. Simple. Sturdy. Familiar. And right there on the side, in bright teal lettering with a friendly smiley face, it says: “90’S PIECE OF SH*T.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow, that’s quite a surprising phrase to see with your morning coffee, isn’t it? Sometimes words from another time can show up in ways that make us pause, smile, or remember just how strange and colorful the past could be.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis mug feels a bit like a memory from the 1990s—bright malls, loud music, wandering around with no particular plan, and finding humor in the most unexpected places. It carries that same playful spirit, even if the words themselves feel a little bold or unusual.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd yet, when you hold it, it’s still just a mug. Warm. Comfortable. Reliable. Something that fits into your routine while quietly carrying a bit of nostalgia along with it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou take a sip, and maybe someone notices it across the table. Maybe they smile. Maybe they pause. And maybe it becomes one of those small, shared moments that doesn’t need much explanation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Slow mornings with a bit of memory mixed in\u003cbr\u003e\n• An ashtray when your chain smoking in the garage\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coffee breaks that feel a little more interesting than expected\u003cbr\u003e\n• Remembering the bright, busy feeling of the 1990s\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Starting quiet conversations with a touch of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Peaceful mornings on your balcony\u003cbr\u003e\n• Holding something familiar that still feels a little surprising\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou know, neighbor… sometimes the simplest things we use every day can carry little stories inside them. You don’t have to explain this one. You can just sip your coffee, and let it be part of your morning.\u003cbr\u003e\n“90’S PIECE OF SH*T.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53303044538667,"sku":"2180323_1320","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69e3d15970dcf.jpg?v=1776537966","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/90s-piece-of-shit-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}