{"product_id":"90s-piece-of-shit-t-shirt","title":"90's Piece Of Shit T-Shirt","description":"Sometimes, when we look back at the past—especially the 1990s—we remember bright colors, big smiles, and a sense of humor that was just a little… unusual. And today, we have a shirt that brings all of that together in a very special way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRight on the front, in cheerful teal lettering with a friendly smiley face, it says:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“90’S PIECE OF SH*T.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow, that might be a phrase that makes you pause—and that’s okay. Sometimes, words can be a little surprising. But they can also be playful, a little silly, and part of how we remember who we were.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis shirt feels like something you might have discovered while wandering through a busy mall, music playing, lights glowing, and all kinds of curious things waiting to be found. It’s bright. It’s bold. And it carries a bit of that curious, quirky spirit from a time when everything felt just a little more colorful.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe fabric is soft and comfortable—just the kind of shirt you can wear while you go about your day, noticing things, meeting people, and maybe even sharing a smile or two.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Smoking cigs in the garage with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Remembering days spent walking through the mall with nowhere to be\u003cbr\u003e\n• Eating a hot pretzel and buying another lava lamp\u003cbr\u003e\n• Smiling at things that are a little strange, but still kind of wonderful\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs in the minivan\u003cbr\u003e\n• Wearing something that feels playful and a bit unexpected\u003cbr\u003e\n• Family dinners and other formal social gatherings\u003cbr\u003e\n• Starting gentle, curious conversations with people around you\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd you know… sometimes it’s alright to wear something that makes people think, or even laugh a little. It reminds us that we’re all different, and that’s part of what makes the world such an interesting place.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou don’t have to explain it.\u003cbr\u003e\nYou can just wear it, and let it be part of your story. “90’S PIECE OF SH*T.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":53302961635627,"sku":"2983211_9527","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53302961668395,"sku":"2983211_4016","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53302961701163,"sku":"2983211_4017","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53302961733931,"sku":"2983211_4018","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53302961766699,"sku":"2983211_4019","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53302961799467,"sku":"2983211_4020","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53302961832235,"sku":"2983211_5295","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53302961865003,"sku":"2983211_5310","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53302961897771,"sku":"2983211_12871","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":53302961930539,"sku":"2983211_21601","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":53302961963307,"sku":"2983211_21602","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":53302961996075,"sku":"2983211_21603","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":53302962028843,"sku":"2983211_21604","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":53302962061611,"sku":"2983211_21605","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":53302962094379,"sku":"2983211_21606","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":53302962127147,"sku":"2983211_9526","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53302962159915,"sku":"2983211_4011","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53302962192683,"sku":"2983211_4012","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53302962225451,"sku":"2983211_4013","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53302962258219,"sku":"2983211_4014","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53302962290987,"sku":"2983211_4015","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53302962323755,"sku":"2983211_5294","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53302962356523,"sku":"2983211_5309","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53302962389291,"sku":"2983211_12872","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-white-front-69e3bb3cb1ebf.jpg?v=1776532305","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/90s-piece-of-shit-t-shirt","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}