{"product_id":"90s-piece-of-sit-long-sleeve-tee","title":"90's Piece Of Sit Long Sleeve Tee","description":"Sometimes, when the day feels a little cooler, we reach for something that gives us comfort—something familiar, something soft, something that feels like it belongs in a memory.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nToday, that something is a long sleeve tee. And right across the front, in bright teal lettering with a friendly smiley face, it says: “90’S PIECE OF SH*T.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow, that is a phrase that might make you pause for a moment—and that’s okay. Words can do that sometimes. They can come from another time, carrying humor, energy, and a kind of playful honesty that doesn’t always fit neatly into today.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis shirt feels like a memory you can wear. Like walking through a busy mall in the 1990s, sleeves a little too long, music echoing, bright colors everywhere, and the feeling that anything could happen next.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe long sleeves give it a calm, steady comfort—something you can pull on and settle into. And even though the words are bold and unexpected, the feeling of the shirt is warm and easy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt holds both things at once: nostalgia and humor, softness and surprise.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• If you were a 90's piece of shit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cool afternoons when you want something cozy but lighthearted\u003cbr\u003e\n• Chain smoking cigs in the garage when it's cold out\u003cbr\u003e\n• Remembering the bright, playful spirit of the 1990s\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your new fanny pack\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quiet walks where you still want a little personality in your day\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Wearing something that gently starts conversations\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs in the minivan\u003cbr\u003e\n• Feeling comfortable while carrying a bit of nostalgia with you\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd you know, neighbor… sometimes the things that stay with us aren’t the most polished or perfect ones. Sometimes they’re the colorful, slightly messy ones that make us smile when we think about them later. You don’t have to explain it.\u003cbr\u003e\nYou can just wear it, and let it be part of your story.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142.4 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 32 singles\u003cbr\u003e\n• Regular fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crew neck\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cover-stitched collar\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":53303021764907,"sku":"7379818_10093","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53303021797675,"sku":"7379818_10094","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53303021830443,"sku":"7379818_10095","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53303021863211,"sku":"7379818_10096","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53303021895979,"sku":"7379818_10097","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53303021928747,"sku":"7379818_10098","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":53303021961515,"sku":"7379818_10141","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53303021994283,"sku":"7379818_10142","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53303022027051,"sku":"7379818_10143","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53303022059819,"sku":"7379818_10144","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53303022092587,"sku":"7379818_10145","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53303022125355,"sku":"7379818_10146","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-long-sleeve-tee-white-front-69e3cb693fc16.jpg?v=1776536441","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/90s-piece-of-sit-long-sleeve-tee","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}