{"product_id":"ass-and-tomato-wine-poster","title":"Ass And Tomato Wine Poster","description":"Let’s take it off the shirt… and put it where it really belongs.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOn the wall. Like it’s always been there. Introducing the poster that looks like it came straight from a boutique vineyard gift shop—and somehow made a wrong turn: “ASS AND TOMATO WINE” Power to the farmers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFramed like a classic label. Balanced. Elegant. Thoughtfully composed. Ripe tomatoes. A noble donkey. Typography that feels imported, intentional, maybe even expensive. For a second… it all makes sense. Then you read it again.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s when the room changes. This isn’t just decoration—it’s a slow reveal. Something guests notice in passing, then circle back to. A piece that starts as tasteful and ends somewhere else entirely. And the longer it hangs there… the better it gets.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe slogan grounds it just enough: “Power to the farmers.”\u003cbr\u003e\nA little sincerity. A little mischief. A perfect pairing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Kitchens that take themselves just a little too seriously\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your new office or man cave\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dining areas that could use a conversation starter\u003cbr\u003e\n• If you love having unique posters that will turn heads\u003cbr\u003e\n• Spaces that look curated… but not predictable\u003cbr\u003e\n• Walls that deserve more than just “nice”\u003cbr\u003e\n• That half bath that needs some extra love\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt doesn’t shout. It doesn’t explain. It just sits there, looking refined… and letting people figure it out. “ASS AND TOMATO WINE.” Hang it up. Step back. Let it age beautifully.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper weight: 189 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e\n• Opacity: 94%\u003cbr\u003e\n• ISO brightness: 104%\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53295675867435,"sku":"4710663_2","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-24x36-front-69e04fb838313.jpg?v=1776308169","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/ass-and-tomato-wine-poster","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}