{"product_id":"ass-and-tomato-wine-t-shirt","title":"Ass And Tomato Wine T-Shirt","description":" Let’s pour a glass of something… questionable. Introducing the tee that looks like it belongs in a vineyard, but somehow ended up at the afterparty:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“ASS AND TOMATO WINE” Power to the farmers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYes—this is a wine label. Elegant. Refined. Cultured.\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd also… absolutely not. Front and center, you’ve got a beautifully styled label graphic—ripe tomatoes, a noble donkey (yes, that kind of ass), and typography that says, “I know my wine,” while the name says something else entirely.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s the perfect contradiction. From a distance? Sophisticated.\u003cbr\u003e\nUp close? Problematic in the best way. This is the shirt you wear when you want to look like you just came from a vineyard tour… but stayed for the chaos. It’s got that polished, old-world aesthetic with a punchline that lands right when people think they’ve figured you out.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd let’s talk about the slogan: “Power to the farmers.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSupport agriculture. Respect the land. Question everything else. Soft fabric, clean print, and a design that’s basically begging to be photographed next to a glass of red you didn’t pay for. It’s subtle enough to pass in public, bold enough to steal the moment when someone actually reads it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dinner parties that need a little disruption\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vaping with the boys at the dinner party\u003cbr\u003e\n• Wine tastings you weren’t invited to but showed up anyway\u003cbr\u003e\n• Convincing people this is a real wine brand\u003cbr\u003e\n• When you're wine drunk in a drainage pipe under a highway\u003cbr\u003e\n• Standing near charcuterie boards with confidence\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Photos where the caption writes itself\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a label you get to wear. So go ahead—hold your glass, tilt your head, let the design do its thing. “ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”\u003cbr\u003e\nRefined taste. Questionable name. Unforgettable timing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ XS","offer_id":53241219645739,"sku":"5419422_24337","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ S","offer_id":53241219678507,"sku":"5419422_24338","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ M","offer_id":53241219711275,"sku":"5419422_24339","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ L","offer_id":53241219744043,"sku":"5419422_24340","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ XL","offer_id":53241219776811,"sku":"5419422_24341","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ 2XL","offer_id":53241219809579,"sku":"5419422_24342","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ 3XL","offer_id":53241219842347,"sku":"5419422_24343","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ XS","offer_id":53241219875115,"sku":"5419422_21301","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ S","offer_id":53241219907883,"sku":"5419422_21302","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ M","offer_id":53241219940651,"sku":"5419422_21303","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ L","offer_id":53241219973419,"sku":"5419422_21304","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ XL","offer_id":53241220006187,"sku":"5419422_21305","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":53241220038955,"sku":"5419422_21306","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 3XL","offer_id":53241220071723,"sku":"5419422_21307","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ XS","offer_id":53241220104491,"sku":"5419422_24330","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ S","offer_id":53241220137259,"sku":"5419422_24331","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ M","offer_id":53241220170027,"sku":"5419422_24332","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ L","offer_id":53241220202795,"sku":"5419422_24333","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ XL","offer_id":53241220235563,"sku":"5419422_24334","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":53241220268331,"sku":"5419422_24335","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ 3XL","offer_id":53241220301099,"sku":"5419422_24336","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":53241220333867,"sku":"5419422_9526","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53241220366635,"sku":"5419422_4011","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53241220399403,"sku":"5419422_4012","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53241220432171,"sku":"5419422_4013","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53241220464939,"sku":"5419422_4014","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53241220497707,"sku":"5419422_4015","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53241220530475,"sku":"5419422_5294","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-heather-olive-front-69de9572d23d2.jpg?v=1776194957","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/ass-and-tomato-wine-t-shirt","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}