{"product_id":"casual-sex-is-dead-hoodie","title":"Casual Sex Is Dead Hoodie","description":"Same energy. More insulation. Worse decisions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow on a black hoodie, in that same aggressively cringe white lettering that looks like it typed itself at 2:13 AM and refused to be edited. This is what you wear when it’s cold outside and emotionally… somehow colder. You pull the hood up, hands in the pocket, and suddenly you’re not just warm—you’re processing in public.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIs it a statement? A cry for help? A bit? Don’t worry about it. Nobody else knows either. It’s soft. It’s comfortable. It’s the kind of hoodie you disappear into while making everything around you just a little more uncomfortable. Which, let’s be honest, is kind of the goal.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vaping with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ghosting the group chat in person\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Standing outside like you’re in a music video no one asked for\u003cbr\u003e\n• Situationship autopsies\u003cbr\u003e\n• Saying too much without opening your mouth\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe lettering doesn’t try to be cool. It’s blunt. Awkward. A little too real. Like it skipped the filter and went straight to print. And that’s exactly why it works.\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause at Therealspencer.com, we don’t dress things up—we put them on hoodies and let them deal with the consequences. “CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”\u003cbr\u003e\nStay warm. Stay weird. Pretend you meant it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching flat drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3-panel hood\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53176109760811,"sku":"6767195_10779","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53176109793579,"sku":"6767195_10780","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53176109826347,"sku":"6767195_10781","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53176109859115,"sku":"6767195_10782","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53176109891883,"sku":"6767195_10783","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53176109924651,"sku":"6767195_13416","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-black-front-69dadd2679ea0.jpg?v=1775951151","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/casual-sex-is-dead-hoodie","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}