{"product_id":"casual-sex-is-dead-mug","title":"Casual Sex Is Dead Mug","description":"Mornings are already a lot. Coffee helps. Silence helps more. Then there’s this.\u003cbr\u003e\nA black mug. Simple. Solid. Feels normal in your hand—until you turn it just enough and see it staring back at everyone else:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSame aggressively cringe white lettering. Same energy. Just… now it’s part of your morning routine. You take a sip. Someone across from you reads it. There’s a pause. A weird one. Not big—just enough to make everything slightly uncomfortable. You keep drinking. That’s the move.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s sturdy, it’s reliable, it does exactly what a mug should do… while quietly detonating the vibe around it. No effort required.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mornings that didn’t need to get this honest\u003cbr\u003e\n• Office desks that feel a little too professional\u003cbr\u003e\n• Letting your drink say something you won’t\u003cbr\u003e\n• Making eye contact immediately more complicated\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe design doesn’t soften anything. It just exists—blunt, awkward, a little too real for something you’re holding before 9AM. Which is exactly why it works. Because at Therealspencer.com, we believe your coffee should wake you up…\u003cbr\u003e\nand your mug should make things worse. “CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”\u003cbr\u003e\nSip carefully. Or don’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53176154784043,"sku":"6306177_9323","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-69dae50d210e2.jpg?v=1775953184","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/casual-sex-is-dead-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}