{"product_id":"casual-sex-is-dead-tank-top","title":"Casual Sex Is Dead Tank Top","description":"Less fabric. Same emotional baggage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow on a black tank top, in that same aggressively cringe white lettering that looks like it overshared and then hit “send” anyway. This is what you wear when it’s hot out, you’ve got nothing to hide, and somehow… everything to unpack. No sleeves, no buffer—just you, your shoulders, and a statement that immediately makes people wonder if they should ask questions (they shouldn’t). It’s breezy. It’s comfortable. It’s emotionally loud.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou show up in this and suddenly:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Wait… is that serious?”\u003cbr\u003e\n“Is that a joke?”\u003cbr\u003e\n“Are they okay?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAll valid. All unanswered.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Summer nights that get a little too honest\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vaping with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Looking confident while absolutely not explaining anything\u003cbr\u003e\n• Letting your outfit overshare so you don’t have to\u003cbr\u003e\n• Turning casual hangouts into mild psychological events\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe design doesn’t try to soften the message. It just drops it—clean, blunt, slightly unhinged. Like you meant to say something else… but this came out instead. Because at Therealspencer.com, we believe if you’re going to say too much… you might as well be comfortable doing it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”\u003cbr\u003e\nStay cool. Stay confusing. Commit to the bit.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose \u003cbr\u003e\n• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz\/yd² (186.48 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid\/heavyweight material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Extra soft surface\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sleeveless drop arm\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53176145609003,"sku":"4472726_13591","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53176145641771,"sku":"4472726_13592","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53176145674539,"sku":"4472726_13593","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53176145707307,"sku":"4472726_13594","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53176145740075,"sku":"4472726_13595","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53176145772843,"sku":"4472726_13596","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/mens-premium-tank-top-black-front-69dadf0cbbbc5.jpg?v=1775951637","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/casual-sex-is-dead-tank-top","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}