{"product_id":"chode-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Chode Long Sleeve Tee","description":"Cold weather adds sleeves. It doesn’t add subtlety.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“CHODE.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSame word. Same placement. Now stretched across a black long sleeve tee like it’s settled in for the long haul and has no intention of explaining itself.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt looks normal at first glance. That’s the trick. Then someone reads it.\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd everything pauses for half a second longer than it should.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLong sleeves make it feel more intentional—like you dressed around the word instead of the word being an afterthought. It sits there confidently, doing absolutely nothing to clarify its own existence, which somehow makes it funnier.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe shirt itself is easy: soft, comfortable, everyday wearable. The kind of thing you forget you’re wearing… until someone else very much does not.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• You or anyone one you know that has a chode\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cooler days where you still want maximum disruption\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Walking into rooms and letting silence do the setup\u003cbr\u003e\n• 7am tee times with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who enjoy harmless confusion as a lifestyle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Date night with her parents\u003cbr\u003e\n• Letting one word handle all social introductions\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThere’s no meaning you’re supposed to decode. No hidden message.\u003cbr\u003e\nJust a single, stubborn word refusing to behave differently based on context.\u003cbr\u003e\n“CHODE.” Warm enough for the weather. Cold enough for everyone else’s reaction.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142.4 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 32 singles\u003cbr\u003e\n• Regular fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crew neck\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cover-stitched collar\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":53301950677291,"sku":"5034887_10093","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53301950710059,"sku":"5034887_10094","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53301950742827,"sku":"5034887_10095","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53301950775595,"sku":"5034887_10096","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53301950808363,"sku":"5034887_10097","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53301950841131,"sku":"5034887_10098","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":53301950873899,"sku":"5034887_14236","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":53301950906667,"sku":"5034887_14237","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":53301950939435,"sku":"5034887_14238","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":53301950972203,"sku":"5034887_14239","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":53301951004971,"sku":"5034887_14240","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":53301951037739,"sku":"5034887_10087","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":53301951070507,"sku":"5034887_10088","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":53301951103275,"sku":"5034887_10089","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":53301951136043,"sku":"5034887_10090","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53301951168811,"sku":"5034887_10091","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53301951201579,"sku":"5034887_10092","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":53301951234347,"sku":"5034887_10141","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53301951267115,"sku":"5034887_10142","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53301951299883,"sku":"5034887_10143","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53301951332651,"sku":"5034887_10144","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53301951365419,"sku":"5034887_10145","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53301951398187,"sku":"5034887_10146","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-long-sleeve-tee-gold-front-69e2fd549260f.jpg?v=1776483684","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/chode-long-sleeve-tee","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}