{"product_id":"demolish-my-asshole-sticker","title":"Demolish My Asshole Sticker","description":"Some stickers are cute.\u003cbr\u003e\nSome are motivational.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one is a wrecking ball to good taste.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe “Demolish My Asshole” Wrecking Ball Sticker features the same bold crane-and-wrecking-ball design paired with a phrase that guarantees anyone who reads it will do a double-take. Stick it somewhere visible and enjoy watching people read it… pause… then look around to see who put it there.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Laptops and water bottles\u003cbr\u003e\n• Toolboxes and hard hats\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your car, truck, suv, rv or semi\u003cbr\u003e\n• Music gear cases or computer cases (or a bass drum head)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your best friend who needs another sticker\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your locker or bedroom door\u003cbr\u003e\n• Prank gifts that escalate quickly\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who believes stickers should start conversations\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDurable, bold, and built to stick around longer than the awkward silence it creates. Warning: May cause laughter, confusion, and at least one person saying, “You can’t just put that on things.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDemolition permit not required.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  High opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n•  95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5″×5.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52733267837227,"sku":"8006432_10165","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-5.5x5.5-default-69b32a4b4dc41.jpg?v=1773349467","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/demolish-my-asshole-sticker","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}