{"product_id":"demolish-my-asshole-t-shirt","title":"Demolish My Asshole T-Shirt","description":"Sometimes subtlety just isn’t your thing.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe “Demolish My Asshole” Wrecking Ball Tee brings heavy machinery energy to the bedroom… or the bar… or Thanksgiving dinner if you’re feeling brave.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing a bold wrecking ball crane design ready to swing into action, this shirt is built for people who appreciate construction equipment, questionable decisions, and jokes that absolutely should not be explained to grandma.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• People with a dangerous sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Late-night bar conversations\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ruining marriages\u003cbr\u003e\n• Friends who say “you wouldn’t wear that”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dinner with the family\u003cbr\u003e\n• Late-night night snack runs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vaping with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Date night with her parents \u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who believes demolition is a lifestyle\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get double-takes, awkward laughs, and at least one person saying, “Dude… what the hell?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: Wearing this shirt may result in laughter, judgment, high-fives, and possibly being asked to leave a family function.\u003cbr\u003e\nDemolition crew not included.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52663585374507,"sku":"9033797_9526","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52663585407275,"sku":"9033797_4011","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52663585440043,"sku":"9033797_4012","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52663585472811,"sku":"9033797_4013","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52663585505579,"sku":"9033797_4014","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52663585538347,"sku":"9033797_4015","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52663585571115,"sku":"9033797_5294","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52663585603883,"sku":"9033797_5309","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":52663585636651,"sku":"9033797_12872","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-white-front-69af6fc188261.jpg?v=1773436231","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/demolish-my-asshole-t-shirt","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}