{"product_id":"dont-ask-me-how-i-wipe-t-shirt","title":"Don't Ask Me How I Wipe T-Shirt","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-69bf7677-f1fc-8332-b309-9d8f5066ca68-0\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-248\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"99103c2f-5b93-4b8e-8855-ff30422a94c9\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eSome people go into the woods to reconnect with nature. Others go because the gas station hot dog gave them no choice. This solid black t-shirt is for the second group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"313\" data-end=\"349\"\u003eSimple. Direct. Spiritually unclean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eBuilt for campfires, questionable survival skills, fishing trips, and standing near a tree line looking like you’ve seen things no person should ever witness, this shirt lets everyone know two important facts: you fear nothing, and hygiene has become negotiable. The black fabric hides dirt, bad decisions, and whatever happened by the creek ten minutes ago, while the soft fit keeps you comfortable during hikes, cookouts, or emergency woodland situations. It's super comfortable and ready for any situation life can throw at you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• People who think “roughing it” is a personality trait\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• 2am trips to the gas station just to use the bathroom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Casual backyard parties with the fellas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Buying a new car\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Date night with her parents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Tinder dates and other weird behaviors \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIt takes a certain kind of person to live the \"no-wipe\" lifestyle. Luckily you don't have to (unless you really want to). This shirt let's you live the life you've always dreamed of. Don't wear something boring when you have the option to wear something insane. Be one step ahead of your friends and let them know that you don't wipe. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-token-border-default mt-2 border-t py-4 text-sm\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col justify-between gap-3 mt-3\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":53367981113643,"sku":"5495542_9527","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":53367981146411,"sku":"5495542_4016","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53367981179179,"sku":"5495542_4017","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53367981211947,"sku":"5495542_4018","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53367981244715,"sku":"5495542_4019","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53367981277483,"sku":"5495542_4020","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53367981310251,"sku":"5495542_5295","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":53367981343019,"sku":"5495542_5310","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":53367981375787,"sku":"5495542_12871","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-69f3b926ee4b8.jpg?v=1777580345","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/dont-ask-me-how-i-wipe-t-shirt","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}