{"product_id":"dont-be-a-pussy-mug","title":"Don't Be A Pussy Mug","description":"Mornings are a battle. And this mug just picked a side. Black coffee mug. Solid grip. Built to survive caffeine, chaos, and whatever terrible idea gets pitched before noon. And stamped right on the side in loud lettering:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“DON’T BE A PUSSY YOU PUSSY.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNothing says “good morning” quite like being aggressively challenged by your own coffee cup. This isn’t some peaceful little café mug with a cute quote about gratitude. This thing practically dares you to make the day more intense than it needs to be.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou take one sip and suddenly:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Calling off work feels weak\u003cbr\u003e\n• Buying the dangerous thing feels correct\u003cbr\u003e\n• The group chat starts talking about “the plan” again\u003cbr\u003e\n• Somebody’s already yelling “HELL YEAH” before details are even discussed\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Early mornings before loud engines and louder decisions\u003cbr\u003e\n• Drinking coffee like it personally offended you\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tailgates, garages, workshops, and kitchens where nobody measures anything correctly\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sitting around with your friends talking about fights, trucks, fireworks, boats, weather, and “that one time”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Looking at a completely avoidable situation and saying “we can probably do it”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe mug itself? Sturdy. Dependable. Ready for impact. The message? Pure motivational aggression. This isn’t just something you drink from. It’s emotional caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“DON’T BE A PSSY YOU PSSY.”\u003cbr\u003e\nSip hard. Go faster. Figure it out later.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53365113389355,"sku":"7493171_1320","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69f2bb548d3fa.jpg?v=1777515368","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/dont-be-a-pussy-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}