{"product_id":"freshly-pregnant-mug","title":"Freshly Pregnant Mug","description":"This mug is not an announcement, a test result, or legally binding information. It’s a question. One you’ll be asking—silently—while sipping coffee and making aggressive eye contact with anyone brave enough to read it. Yes, the implication is there. Yes, the seed allegedly took. No, there will be no clarification.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for slow mornings, awkward offices, family kitchens, or anywhere caffeine is required to process what you’re looking at. Every sip adds time for the thought to settle in and absolutely ruin someone’s focus for the rest of the day.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nComfortable to hold. Emotionally disruptive. Dishwasher safe, socially unsafe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou drink.\u003cbr\u003e\nThey read.\u003cbr\u003e\nEveryone spirals.\u003cbr\u003e\nSome mugs wake you up.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one changes the room.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51745490403627,"sku":"1933941_1320","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-696dc12555d6e.jpg?v=1768800564","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/freshly-pregnant-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}