{"product_id":"fuck-being-nice-mug","title":"Fuck Being Nice Mug","description":"Every morning begins with a choice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPatience… or this mug.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA solid black coffee mug with bold white lettering that says:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“FUCK BEING NICE”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean design. Strong contrast. The kind of mug that silently informs everyone around you that small talk is now a high-risk activity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis isn’t one of those cheerful mugs covered in inspirational quotes about gratitude and sunshine. This is for drinking coffee like it’s emergency medication. One sip in and suddenly your tolerance for nonsense drops to medically fascinating levels. Coworkers stop hovering near your desk. Family members reconsider asking for favors. Strangers at the gas station instinctively give you extra space.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s not negativity.\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s efficiency.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe black finish keeps it sleek and timeless while the white lettering hits like a formal complaint filed directly against humanity. Perfect for kitchens, offices, garages, workbenches, late-night gaming setups, or sitting alone in silence staring into your coffee like it personally betrayed you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Monday mornings that started badly before you even woke up\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pretending coffee is the only thing holding civilization together\u003cbr\u003e\n• Office meetings where you contribute nothing but visible disappointment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Drinking caffeine in complete silence while mentally unfollowing everyone\u003cbr\u003e\n• Letting people know today is absolutely not the day\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nComfortable handle. Dangerous energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“FUCK BEING NICE”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause caffeine is temporary.\u003cbr\u003e\nIrritation is forever.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53417217425707,"sku":"5626981_9323","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-6a06fafb25d22.jpg?v=1778842382","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/fuck-being-nice-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}