{"product_id":"fuck-being-nice-tank-top","title":"Fuck Being Nice Tank Top","description":"No sleeves. No patience.\u003cbr\u003e\nNo remaining interest in pretending to care.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis solid black tank top says exactly what everyone else is too exhausted to admit: “FUCK BEING NICE”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBig white lettering. Zero emotional cushioning. Just raw public honesty exposed directly under fluorescent lighting and summer heat.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis isn’t one of those motivational gym tanks trying to inspire people with words like discipline or hustle. This is for walking into the day already irritated and looking incredible while doing it. The sleeveless cut somehow makes the message hit harder—like you’ve physically removed any extra fabric that could have softened the situation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight, breathable, and carrying the energy of somebody who got cut off in traffic once and never spiritually recovered.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gas station energy drink purchases at 11:47PM\u003cbr\u003e\n• Standing at cookouts judging everybody’s grilling technique\u003cbr\u003e\n• Date night with tacos on the patio\u003cbr\u003e\n• Walking through stores with headphones on and absolutely no music playing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vaping with the boys in the garage\u003cbr\u003e\n• Looking like the least approachable person at the lake\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dealing with the public in all the ways\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not holding the door for anyone ever\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe black fabric keeps it clean.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe white lettering keeps it dangerous.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPeople will laugh. People will stare. People will absolutely think twice before asking you to help them move furniture.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s freedom. “FUCK BEING NICE”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes growth means setting boundaries.\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd sometimes it means buying a tank top that emotionally threatens strangers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose \u003cbr\u003e\n• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz\/yd² (186.48 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid\/heavyweight material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Extra soft surface\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sleeveless drop arm\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53417155166507,"sku":"7350919_13591","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53417155199275,"sku":"7350919_13592","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53417155232043,"sku":"7350919_13593","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53417155264811,"sku":"7350919_13594","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53417155297579,"sku":"7350919_13595","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53417155330347,"sku":"7350919_13596","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/mens-premium-tank-top-black-front-6a06f45403958.jpg?v=1778840668","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/fuck-being-nice-tank-top","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}