{"product_id":"i-am-not-on-drugs-t-shirt","title":"I Am Not On Drugs T-Shirt","description":"The night had a way of sticking to you.\u003cbr\u003e\nSo did the things you said out loud… especially the ones nobody believed.\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack t-shirt. Clean. No noise. Just white lettering, blunt as a bad alibi:\u003cbr\u003e\n“I AM NOT ON DRUGS.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt reads like a statement. Sounds like a defense. Feels like something said a little too fast, a little too late. That’s the problem with words like these. They don’t clear things up.\u003cbr\u003e\nThey just make people look closer. You walk into a room wearing it and the air shifts—just slightly. Eyes linger longer than they should. Someone smirks. Someone else decides not to ask. The sentence hangs there, unfinished, like it’s waiting for something to back it up.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt never comes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe shirt itself is easy. Soft fabric. Comfortable fit. The kind of thing you forget you’re wearing—until someone reads it out loud and suddenly you remember exactly why you put it on. No graphics. No distractions. Just a line that sounds rehearsed… and lands like it wasn’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vaping with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Nights that don’t come with explanations\u003cbr\u003e\n• Conversations you don’t plan on finishing\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Letting the wrong kind of honesty do the talking\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Standing still while everything else starts asking questions\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s not convincing. It’s not supposed to be.\u003cbr\u003e\nJust a statement that shows up… and lets doubt do the rest. “I AM NOT ON DRUGS.”\u003cbr\u003e\nBelieve it or don’t. That’s not really your call.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":53176890229035,"sku":"3531770_9527","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":53176890261803,"sku":"3531770_4016","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53176890294571,"sku":"3531770_4017","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53176890327339,"sku":"3531770_4018","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53176890360107,"sku":"3531770_4019","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53176890392875,"sku":"3531770_4020","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53176890425643,"sku":"3531770_5295","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":53176890458411,"sku":"3531770_5310","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":53176890491179,"sku":"3531770_12871","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-69dbd71ee8f68.jpg?v=1776015160","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/i-am-not-on-drugs-t-shirt","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}