{"product_id":"i-hate-spiders-mug","title":"I Hate Spiders Mug","description":"What is the deal with spiders… and mornings?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou’re half awake, you grab your coffee, you’re just trying to exist for a minute—and then suddenly there’s a spider somewhere in the kitchen like it also has a morning routine. Since when? Who invited this guy?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s why there’s the “I Hate Spiders” Coffee Mug. Simple spider silhouette. Clear message: I hate spiders. No confusion, no mixed signals—especially before caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou sit there, sipping your coffee, and anyone who sees it immediately understands: this is not a pro-spider household. This is a no-spider agenda.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who hate spiders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Grandma or your favorite uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who scan the kitchen before committing to a sip\u003cbr\u003e\n• When you catch yourself screaming \"omg what is that?!\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who’s ever lost track of a spider and canceled their entire morning\u003cbr\u003e\n• When your go to weapons are a shoe, a shovel, or hairspray and a lighter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Coffee drinkers who like their beverages hot and their surfaces spider-free\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your office when you're not sure if they sprayed well enough\u003cbr\u003e\n• Individuals who believe spiders should not be part of breakfast\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd here’s the best part—it’s microwave safe and dishwasher safe. Because the last thing you need is a high-maintenance mug… on top of everything else. It’s sturdy, it’s practical, and it sends a message loud and clear. Because in the morning… You’ve got enough to deal with. You don’t need eight more problems.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52939912446251,"sku":"2051496_1320","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69bda0ee81e68.jpg?v=1774035199","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/i-hate-spiders-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}