{"product_id":"i-hate-spiders-sticker","title":"I Hate Spiders Sticker","description":"What is the deal with spiders… and personal space?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou’re just minding your business—laptop, water bottle, notebook—everything’s fine. And then somehow, somewhere, a spider thinks, “Yeah… I’ll get involved here.” No, no, no. This is a you stay over there situation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s why you need the “I Hate Spiders” Sticker. Simple spider silhouette. Very clear message: I hate spiders. It’s not aggressive—it’s just honest. It’s informational.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou stick this on something, and now it’s doing work for you. People see it, they get it. There’s no confusion. Nobody’s asking, “Oh, are you okay with spiders?” No—this answers that immediately.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhere do you put it? Laptop? Now every time you open it, you’re making a statement. Water bottle? Hydration with boundaries. Notebook? Finally, something in there that makes sense. Toolbox? Practical equipment meets practical messaging.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who hate spiders\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who check corners before relaxing\u003cbr\u003e\n• When you catch yourself yelling \"kill it with fire!\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who’s ever said “Where did it go?” and meant it\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Everyday items that deserve a little personality\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your office mini fridge because you're not sure how well they sprayed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Individuals enforcing a strict no-spider policy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s durable, easy to apply, and gets the point across without you having to say a word. Because honestly… You shouldn’t have to explain this. It’s spiders.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  High opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n•  95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5″×5.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52939938726187,"sku":"4186801_10165","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-5.5x5.5-default-69bda65e6ad14.jpg?v=1774036586","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/i-hate-spiders-sticker","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}