{"product_id":"i-hate-spiders-t-shirt","title":"I Hate Spiders T-Shirt","description":"What is the deal… with spiders?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThey’re not invited. Nobody calls them. Yet somehow, there they are—on the wall, in the corner, just… existing like they pay rent.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe “I Hate Spiders” T-Shirt says what we’re all thinking. No poetry, no symbolism, no deeper meaning. Just a simple silhouette of a spider and a very honest review: I hate spiders.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd really, isn’t that enough?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou wear this shirt, and suddenly people understand you. No long explanations. No awkward conversations about “well technically they’re good for the ecosystem.” No. This is a boundary.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who do the quick shoulder check after walking through a doorway\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who’s ever seen a spider and immediately lost control of the situation\u003cbr\u003e\n• Casual outings where you want your shirt to do the talking\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anytime you've ever looked at the floor and said \"omg what's that?\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• Individuals who believe spiders should mind their business\u003cbr\u003e\n• Date night when you know everyone else loves spiders\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s comfortable, straightforward, and refreshingly honest. Much like the statement itself. Because at the end of the day, you’re not asking for much.\u003cbr\u003e\nJust a world… with fewer spiders.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIs that so crazy?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":52939120902443,"sku":"7914567_4081","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":52939120935211,"sku":"7914567_4082","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":52939120967979,"sku":"7914567_4083","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":52939121000747,"sku":"7914567_4084","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":52939121033515,"sku":"7914567_4085","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":52939121066283,"sku":"7914567_5299","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 4XL","offer_id":52939121099051,"sku":"7914567_5314","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52939121131819,"sku":"7914567_9526","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52939121164587,"sku":"7914567_4011","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52939121197355,"sku":"7914567_4012","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52939121230123,"sku":"7914567_4013","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52939121262891,"sku":"7914567_4014","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52939121295659,"sku":"7914567_4015","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52939121328427,"sku":"7914567_5294","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52939121361195,"sku":"7914567_5309","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52939121393963,"sku":"7914567_12872","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-white-front-69bd6c19a9aa2.jpg?v=1774021684","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/i-hate-spiders-t-shirt","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}