{"product_id":"i-have-so-many-questions-greeting-card","title":"I Have So Many Questions Greeting Card","description":"Most greeting cards play it safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTiny flowers. Soft colors. Some vague sentence about “cherishing memories” written by a committee of emotionally exhausted office employees. They get opened, fake-laughed at, and immediately disappear into a kitchen drawer forever.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is not one of those cards.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOn the front, in clean deadpan lettering, it says:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOpen it up and the card immediately makes the worst possible decision:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“MOST OF THEM CAN BE ANSWERED WITH METH”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd beneath that? A blank area for your own custom message, apology, concern, birthday wish, or completely unnecessary overshare. It’s the perfect combination of shock, confusion, and genuine craftsmanship. The kind of card that gets passed around a room three separate times because nobody can believe it exists.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s what makes cards from The Real Spencer different. They don’t try to be elegant. They try to be unforgettable. This card thrives on surprise. It weaponizes awkward silence. It turns ordinary gift-giving into a full psychological event. Whether you’re giving it to a friend, sibling, coworker, roommate, or the one person in your life who consistently makes catastrophic decisions with confidence, this card delivers an experience no grocery store greeting card rack could ever survive.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Birthdays that already feel slightly dangerous\u003cbr\u003e\n• Friends with unbelievably bad judgment\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who laugh first and process later\u003cbr\u003e\n• Creating immediate concern at family gatherings\u003cbr\u003e\n• Giving someone the single most memorable envelope they open all year\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOther cards say “thinking of you.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one says:\u003cbr\u003e\n“I saw this and immediately thought of your entire lifestyle.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s The Real Spencer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Material: 14.77 oz\/yd² (350 g\/m²) paperboard\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\nMedium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\nLarge: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)\u003cbr\u003e\nMedium: 0.6 oz (17 g)\u003cbr\u003e\nLarge: 0.85 oz (24 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Toner-based printing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vibrant colors\u003cbr\u003e\n• Comes with a complimentary envelope ","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"4″×6″","offer_id":53445494178091,"sku":"7505098_14457","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5″×7″","offer_id":53445494210859,"sku":"7505098_14458","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.83″×8.27″","offer_id":53445494243627,"sku":"7505098_14460","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-6a0780c575a84.jpg?v=1778876653","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/i-have-so-many-questions-greeting-card","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}