{"product_id":"i-owe-the-irs-9-250-tank-top","title":"I Owe The IRS $9,250 Tank Top","description":"The “I Owe the IRS $9,250” tank top is what happens when summertime confidence meets alarmingly specific financial disclosure.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on a crisp white tank with a lightweight, breathable fit, this masterpiece announces to the world that, for reasons nobody fully understands, you may or may not be in a long-term administrative disagreement with the federal government.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe beauty of the shirt isn’t just the number—it’s the precision.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot $10,000.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot $500.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nExactly $9,250.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s enough money to sound serious, but just weird enough to make everyone at the cookout ask questions you have absolutely no intention of answering.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Did this actually happen?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Is everything okay?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Can you still leave the country?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe answer, of course, is another cold drink and a mysterious smile.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• backyard barbecues with friends who make questionable life choices\u003cbr\u003e\n• beach trips where strangers need something to talk about\u003cbr\u003e\n• gas station runs that somehow turn into full conversations\u003cbr\u003e\n• mowing the lawn like a man with absolutely nothing left to lose\u003cbr\u003e\n• family reunions during tax season\u003cbr\u003e\n• standing around a fire pit giving terrible financial advice\u003cbr\u003e\n• people who appreciate absurd humor with suspicious levels of detail\u003cbr\u003e\n• anyone who thinks the funniest jokes are the ones that sound almost believable\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt The Real Spencer, we believe great clothing should do more than just look good—it should make people laugh, confuse innocent bystanders, and inspire at least one person to say, “That can’t possibly be real.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft fabric. Bad optics. Unmatched energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Real Spencer: proudly creating the finest questionable apparel money can still legally buy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose \u003cbr\u003e\n• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz\/yd² (186.48 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid\/heavyweight material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Extra soft surface\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sleeveless drop arm","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":54144818446635,"sku":"9040657_13803","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54144818479403,"sku":"9040657_13804","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54144818512171,"sku":"9040657_13805","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54144818544939,"sku":"9040657_13806","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54144818577707,"sku":"9040657_13807","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":54144818610475,"sku":"9040657_13808","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/mens-premium-tank-top-white-front-6a5439951c1e2.jpg?v=1783904671","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/i-owe-the-irs-9-250-tank-top","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}