{"product_id":"my-massive-tits-and-stinky-bits-mug","title":"My Massive Tits And Stinky Bits Mug","description":"Some people like their mornings quiet and peaceful.\u003cbr\u003e\nOthers prefer to start the day with a cup of coffee and a completely unhinged mug.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe “My Massive Tits And Stinky Bits” Coffee Mug takes your morning routine and adds a heavy dose of chaotic humor. Featuring the same bold design, this mug guarantees that anyone who reads it will do a double-take before they’ve even had their first sip.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee, tea, or whatever mysterious beverage gets you through the workday. Leave it on your desk, kitchen counter, or office breakroom table and watch coworkers slowly read it… then immediately question their life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Morning coffee with questionable taste in humor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite boss\u003cbr\u003e\n• Office desks that need more chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends who love wildly inappropriate jokes\u003cbr\u003e\n• Grandma or your favorite uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who believes mugs should start conversations\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSturdy, bold, and guaranteed to wake people up faster than caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: May cause laughter, awkward silence, and at least one coworker whispering, “That cannot be a real mug.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52746214834475,"sku":"1348334_9323","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-69b468b656c4a.jpg?v=1773430986","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/my-massive-tits-and-stinky-bits-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}