{"product_id":"my-massive-tits-and-stinky-bits-t-shirt","title":"My Massive Tits And Stinky Bits T-Shirt","description":"Some shirts whisper.\u003cbr\u003e\nSome shirts politely suggest.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one kicks the door open and announces itself.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe “My Massive Tits And Stinky Bits” T-Shirt is loud, ridiculous, and absolutely impossible to ignore. Designed for people who believe fashion should be bold, a little chaotic, and just uncomfortable enough to make strangers read it twice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re wearing it to a party, the bar, a festival, or just to emotionally damage your friends at brunch, this shirt delivers maximum laughs with zero subtlety.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Date night with friends\u003cbr\u003e\n• People with zero fear and a dangerous sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Parties where someone always says “you wouldn’t wear that”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite pajama top\u003cbr\u003e\n• Friends who appreciate wildly inappropriate jokes\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone committed to absolute comedic nonsense\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get reactions ranging from laughter to disbelief, this shirt turns any normal outing into a conversation starter.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: May cause double-takes, loud laughter, awkward eye contact, and at least one person saying, “That cannot be a real shirt.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear responsibly… or don’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52733747626283,"sku":"9609468_9527","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52733747659051,"sku":"9609468_4016","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52733747691819,"sku":"9609468_4017","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52733747724587,"sku":"9609468_4018","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52733747757355,"sku":"9609468_4019","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52733747790123,"sku":"9609468_4020","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52733747822891,"sku":"9609468_5295","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52733747855659,"sku":"9609468_5310","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":52733747888427,"sku":"9609468_12871","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-69b354b44f645.jpg?v=1773360330","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/my-massive-tits-and-stinky-bits-t-shirt","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}