{"product_id":"nah-that-aint-happening-bro-mug","title":"Nah That Ain't Happening Bro Mug","description":"The “Nah That Ain’t Happening Bro” coffee mug is for people who require caffeine before they can begin rejecting nonsense.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome mugs inspire you. Some mugs motivate you. This mug helps you maintain realistic expectations. Made from durable white ceramic with a crisp, clean print, it's the perfect morning companion for anyone who's ever opened an email, listened to a proposal, or received a text message and immediately thought:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\"Nah.\"\u003cbr\u003e\nNot today.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot tomorrow.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot under the current terms and conditions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Monday mornings and their many disappointments\u003cbr\u003e\n• Work meetings that should have been emails\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hearing phrases like \"quick favor\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• Responding to unrealistic expectations\u003cbr\u003e\n• Surviving group projects\u003cbr\u003e\n• Drinking coffee while protecting your peace\u003cbr\u003e\n• People with a healthy sense of skepticism\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who values common sense\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe beauty of this mug is that it's never wrong.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSomeone wants to start a podcast after one energy drink?\u003cbr\u003e\nNah That Ain't Happening Bro. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSomeone claims they'll be ready in five minutes?\u003cbr\u003e\nNah That Ain't Happening Bro.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSomeone says, \"I've got a foolproof plan\"?\u003cbr\u003e\nHistory suggests otherwise.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt The Real Spencer, we appreciate products that do one thing exceptionally well. This mug doesn't need a complicated joke, a giant graphic, or a paragraph of explanation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's simple. It's relatable. And every time you pick it up, there's a good chance it'll accurately summarize your thoughts about something happening that day.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCoffee tastes better when paired with realistic expectations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Real Spencer: creating unique products for people who know that not every idea deserves encouragement.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53647260156203,"sku":"9641653_1320","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-6a231082da2da.jpg?v=1780682900","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/nah-that-aint-happening-bro-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}