{"product_id":"parasite-mug","title":"Parasite Mug","description":"Mornings are supposed to be simple. Coffee. Silence. Maybe a little peace before everything starts asking things from you. Then there’s this. A black mug. Solid. Unassuming. Easy to hold. Easy to forget—until you turn it just enough and catch the word sitting there like it’s been waiting: “PARASITE.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGraffiti-style. Uneven. Intentional. Like it wasn’t printed so much as left behind.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt doesn’t interrupt your morning. It just… slips into it. You take a sip. Someone across the table reads it. There’s a pause. Not big. Not dramatic. Just enough to register that something feels a little off now. You keep drinking. That’s the rhythm.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s not loud. It’s not trying to be clever. It just sits there, part of the routine, slowly changing the tone of it. Coffee tastes the same. The room doesn’t. The mug does its job—sturdy, comfortable, familiar in your hand. But the word? The word does something else entirely.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quiet mornings that don’t stay quiet for long\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Desks where people look a little too closely\u003cbr\u003e\n• White elephant parties\u003cbr\u003e\n• Letting someone else break the silence first\u003cbr\u003e\n• When your mom refers to your friends as parasites\u003cbr\u003e\n• Starting the day with something that lingers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Holding pencils and other cool items\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThere’s nothing to explain. There’s nothing to resolve. Just a word that shows up… and stays there a little longer than expected. “PARASITE.” Sip by sip…\u003cbr\u003e\nit settles in.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53175755407659,"sku":"3490931_9323","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-69da7f21b1c49.jpg?v=1775927093","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/parasite-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}