{"product_id":"parasite-sticker","title":"Parasite Sticker","description":"It doesn’t take much. Just a surface. A corner. Somewhere people aren’t really looking—until they are. This is that piece. A black sticker. Clean cut. Easy to place. And right in the middle, like it showed up without asking: “PARASITE.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGraffiti-style. Rough edges. Like it belongs everywhere and nowhere at the same time. You stick it on and forget about it. That’s when it starts working.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSomeone notices it later. Not immediately. Never immediately. Their eyes catch it, move past it, then come back. That half-second hesitation—like something didn’t line up the way it should. That’s all it needs.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt doesn’t take over the space. It just changes it. Quietly. Permanently. Like it’s always been there, just waiting to be seen. Laptop. Water bottle. Street sign. Back of something that didn’t need it until now. Doesn’t matter. Once it’s there… it’s part of the environment. Durable. Stays put. Doesn’t fade into the background the way other things do. It lingers. Not loudly—just enough to be remembered.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your boat or RV\u003cbr\u003e\n• Places that feel a little too clean\u003cbr\u003e\n• The water bottle that needs some charachter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Objects that need a little tension\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your locker, mini fridge, or luggage\u003cbr\u003e\n• Letting something small do more than it should\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your best friend who is a soul-sucking parasite\u003cbr\u003e\n• Leaving a mark without being around to see it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo explanation. No context. Just a word that sticks. “PARASITE.”\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd once it’s there… it’s not really going anywhere.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  High opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n•  95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5″×5.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53175759700267,"sku":"5977512_10165","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-5.5x5.5-default-69da80fedd77b.jpg?v=1775927561","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/parasite-sticker","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}