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Just lingering discomfort.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe shirt itself? Soft. Easy. Comfortable enough to forget you’re wearing it—until someone else remembers for you. No branding. No explanation. Just one word that doesn’t care if you like it or not.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Nights that feel longer than they should\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs\u003cbr\u003e\n• City streets that never really sleep\u003cbr\u003e\n• Being a total badass\u003cbr\u003e\n• Conversations you don’t intend to finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vaping with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Standing still while everything else keeps moving\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThere’s no punchline here. No twist. Just a word that hangs in the air a little too long after it’s read. “PARASITE.” And like most things you can’t quite shake…\u003cbr\u003e\nit stays with you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":53175242260779,"sku":"8458870_9527","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53175242293547,"sku":"8458870_4016","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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