{"product_id":"please-dont-ask-sticker","title":"Please.....Don't Ask Sticker","description":"A solid white sticker with a message so simple and strangely loaded that it immediately raises more questions than it answers. Printed in clean black lettering, it reads: “Please…..Don’t Ask.” Calm, polite, and somehow deeply unsettling. It looks less like a sticker and more like a warning left behind by someone who absolutely cannot keep explaining themselves anymore. No graphics. No context. Just pure emotional damage control in adhesive form.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStick it on a laptop, water bottle, toolbox, notebook, car window, or anywhere you’d like strangers to instantly reconsider starting a conversation. The clean white background keeps things looking innocent while the wording quietly suggests there’s a full disaster story hovering just outside public knowledge. Small enough to fit anywhere. Powerful enough to make people visibly uncomfortable in silence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Laptops and other gaming systems\u003cbr\u003e\n• Water bottles carried by emotionally exhausted students\u003cbr\u003e\n• Toolboxes with at least one missing finger story attached\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cars that definitely make a noise nobody has diagnosed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Letting the public know boundaries now exist\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor people who appreciate minimalist design, maximum mystery, and passive-aggressive communication at its absolute peak.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  High opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n•  95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5″×5.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53370675921195,"sku":"7814113_10165","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-5.5x5.5-default-69f53fee60c24.jpg?v=1777680378","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/please-dont-ask-sticker","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}