{"product_id":"sexual-pizza-hoodie","title":"Sexual Pizza Hoodie","description":"Get ready to stay warm while keeping your priorities deliciously clear.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIntroducing the official hoodie from Sexual Pizza — built for late-night cravings, early-morning regrets, and every glorious moment in between. Featuring a bold design inspired by the legendary $1.99 pizza buffet, this hoodie is a wearable tribute to unlimited slices, unbeatable value, and a place where going back for “just one more” is not only accepted—it’s encouraged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCozy, comfortable, and just the right amount of attention-grabbing, this hoodie is perfect for when the temperature drops but your appetite does not. Whether you're posted up at the buffet, heading out for a casual slice run, or simply embracing the art of doing absolutely nothing in style, this piece has you covered—literally.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd yes, just like the buffet that inspired it, we’re open 7 days a week. Because cravings don’t follow a schedule, and neither should your hoodie rotation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pizza lovers who don’t believe in “just one slice”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Late night snack runs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Buffet regulars with championship-level stamina\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite pajama top\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who appreciates comfort, humor, and a slightly unhinged brand name\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cold nights, warm ovens, and even warmer personalities\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft on the inside, bold on the outside, and ready to become your go-to layer for everything from quick errands to extended buffet sessions, this hoodie delivers comfort you can live in and a message you can’t ignore.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it when you're hungry. Wear it when you're full. Wear it when you're about to be both again.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt Sexual Pizza, it’s not just a meal—it’s a lifestyle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching flat drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3-panel hood\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. 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