{"product_id":"sexual-pizza-mug","title":"Sexual Pizza Mug","description":"Alright, now you’re startin’ your day the right way. I respect that.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIntroducing the official Sexual Pizza coffee mug. This ain’t just a mug, my friend—this is a morning commitment. You wake up, you pour that coffee, you look down, and boom… there it is. The reminder. The lifestyle. The callin’.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRight on the side—bold, beautiful—reppin’ the legendary $1.99 pizza buffet like it’s part of your daily routine… because let’s be honest, it probably is. You take a sip, you start thinkin’… “Coffee now… pizza later.” That’s a good day right there.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd listen, don’t forget—we’re open 7 days a week. So no matter what kinda morning you’re havin’—good, bad, questionable—you already got a plan. This mug don’t judge you. It understands you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Early risers who think about pizza before breakfast\u003cbr\u003e\n• Late risers who are still recoverin’ from pizza\u003cbr\u003e\n• Holding pizza sauce or your favorite wine\u003cbr\u003e\n• Office legends who sip coffee and dream big\u003cbr\u003e\n• Grandma or your favorite uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anybody who believes caffeine and slices are a powerful combination\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSturdy, reliable, and always ready for another pour, this mug’s got your back from the first sip to the moment you decide, “Yeah… I’m goin’ to the buffet today.” Which, let’s face it, is most days.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou hold this mug, you take a sip, and you nod a little… like, “Yeah. This is the life.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSexual Pizza.\u003cbr\u003e\nDrink up. Show up. Eat heavy later.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52960584925483,"sku":"4282122_9323","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-69c48c6a9fdb7.jpg?v=1774488705","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/sexual-pizza-mug","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}