{"product_id":"sexual-pizza-t-shirt","title":"Sexual Pizza T-Shirt","description":"Get ready to feed your face and your wardrobe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIntroducing the official tee from Sexual Pizza — the only place bold enough to combine irresistible flavor with questionable name choices and absolutely legendary deals. Featuring a design inspired by the home of the infamous $1.99 pizza buffet, this shirt is a walking, talking (well… not literally) tribute to unlimited slices, unlimited confidence, and unlimited second trips to the counter.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're a pepperoni purist, a deep-dish devotee, or someone who simply believes that “one more slice” is a lifestyle, this shirt lets the world know where your priorities lie. And yes — just like the buffet — we’re open 7 days a week, because cravings don’t take weekends off.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted with a bold, eye-catching design that matches the energy of late-night buffet runs and slightly-too-full regret.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tee is perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pizza enthusiasts with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Buffet warriors\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2am snack runs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who has ever said “I’ll just have one more” and absolutely meant it\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your new favorite pajama top\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who appreciate questionable branding but excellent value\u003cbr\u003e\n• Maybe you just really love pizza\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, comfortable, and dangerously wearable in public, this shirt might not get you free pizza—but it will get you attention, compliments, and possibly a few concerned looks from strangers who wish they thought of the name first.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: at Sexual Pizza… it’s always a good time to come back for seconds.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52943022948651,"sku":"7631362_9527","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52943022981419,"sku":"7631362_4016","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52943023014187,"sku":"7631362_4017","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52943023046955,"sku":"7631362_4018","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52943023079723,"sku":"7631362_4019","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52943023112491,"sku":"7631362_4020","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52943023145259,"sku":"7631362_5295","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52943023178027,"sku":"7631362_5310","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52943023210795,"sku":"7631362_12871","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ S","offer_id":52943023243563,"sku":"7631362_8451","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ M","offer_id":52943023276331,"sku":"7631362_8452","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ L","offer_id":52943023309099,"sku":"7631362_8453","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ XL","offer_id":52943023341867,"sku":"7631362_8454","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":52943023374635,"sku":"7631362_8455","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":52943023407403,"sku":"7631362_8456","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 4XL","offer_id":52943023440171,"sku":"7631362_8457","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ XS","offer_id":52943023472939,"sku":"7631362_24330","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ S","offer_id":52943023505707,"sku":"7631362_24331","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ M","offer_id":52943023538475,"sku":"7631362_24332","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ L","offer_id":52943023571243,"sku":"7631362_24333","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ XL","offer_id":52943023604011,"sku":"7631362_24334","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":52943023636779,"sku":"7631362_24335","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ 3XL","offer_id":52943023669547,"sku":"7631362_24336","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-69bf78840761c.jpg?v=1774155933","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/sexual-pizza-t-shirt","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}