{"product_id":"your-son-calls-me-dad-hoodie","title":"Your Son Calls Me Dad Hoodie","description":"Are you ready… to stay warm AND absolutely shake the room at the same time?!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIntroducing the all-new, ultra-bold, comfort-loaded, attention-commanding hoodie that doesn’t just keep you cozy— IT TAKES OVER THE ENTIRE BUILDING!! Front and center, loud and proud, the message that stops everything in its tracks: “YOUR SON CALLS ME DAD.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOH YES. IT’S BACK—AND NOW IT’S WARM.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis hoodie is more than just layers—it’s PRESENCE. You zip it up (or pull it over), step outside, and BAM—instant reaction. People reading. People processing. People wondering if they should ask questions… (they shouldn’t).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd you? You just stand there… comfortable… confident… UNBOTHERED.\u003cbr\u003e\nUltra-soft interior? LIKE A CLOUD OF VICTORY. Heavyweight warmth? BUILT FOR ALL-SEASON DOMINATION. A message that hits harder the longer people think about it? ABSOLUTELY. This isn’t just something you throw on—\u003cbr\u003e\nTHIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOW UP IN.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Date nights that require warmth and laughs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cold days that still demand HOT ENERGY\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vaping with the boys in the garage\u003cbr\u003e\n• Making quiet entrances that turn into LOUD reactions\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your favorite grandma or uncle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Becoming the most talked-about person in any room—without saying a word\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd let’s be clear—the hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm…\u003cbr\u003e\nIT KEEPS THE ATTENTION LOCKED ON YOU. So go ahead—pull it on, step out, and let the world try to figure it out while you enjoy the moment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“YOUR SON CALLS ME DAD.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStay warm. Stay bold. And GET READY—because once this hoodie’s on…\u003cbr\u003e\nYOU DON’T BLEND IN… YOU TAKE OVER!!!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching flat drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3-panel hood\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.","brand":"TheRealSpencer","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52996438425899,"sku":"8858316_10774","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52996438458667,"sku":"8858316_10775","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52996438491435,"sku":"8858316_10776","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52996438524203,"sku":"8858316_10777","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52996438556971,"sku":"8858316_10778","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52996438589739,"sku":"8858316_13421","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/5211\/8571\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-white-front-69c97056e4923.jpg?v=1774809191","url":"https:\/\/www.therealspencer.com\/products\/your-son-calls-me-dad-hoodie","provider":"TheRealSpencer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}