TheRealSpencer
$5 Blowjobs Long Sleeve Tee
$5 Blowjobs Long Sleeve Tee
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$35.00
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There’s something powerful about delivering absolute chaos… calmly… in a long sleeve tee.
“$5 Blowjobs.”
Printed boldly. Worn confidently. Sleeves included for just a hint of “I thought this through.”
It’s the refined edition of reckless humor — slightly more covered, equally unhinged. The kind of shirt that makes someone read it out loud, pause, then immediately look around to see who else noticed.
Perfect for:
• Cooler nights at dive bars
• Fall tailgates that get louder as the temperature drops
• Family dinners where you enjoy controlled tension
• Holiday gatherings where Grandma absolutely reads it twice
• Casual strolls where you choose to disrupt the peace
Soft. Comfortable. Financially suspicious.
You’re not negotiating.
You’re not explaining.
You’re simply standing firm on the price.
Layer up.
Maintain eye contact.
Let the room do the math.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
“$5 Blowjobs.”
Printed boldly. Worn confidently. Sleeves included for just a hint of “I thought this through.”
It’s the refined edition of reckless humor — slightly more covered, equally unhinged. The kind of shirt that makes someone read it out loud, pause, then immediately look around to see who else noticed.
Perfect for:
• Cooler nights at dive bars
• Fall tailgates that get louder as the temperature drops
• Family dinners where you enjoy controlled tension
• Holiday gatherings where Grandma absolutely reads it twice
• Casual strolls where you choose to disrupt the peace
Soft. Comfortable. Financially suspicious.
You’re not negotiating.
You’re not explaining.
You’re simply standing firm on the price.
Layer up.
Maintain eye contact.
Let the room do the math.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
