TheRealSpencer
$5 Blowjobs Mug
$5 Blowjobs Mug
Regular price
$13.00
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$13.00
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Nothing pairs with your morning brew like a wildly inappropriate price point.
This mug keeps it simple. Clean. Bold. “$5 Blowjobs.” No fine print. No explanation. No $10 blowjobs. Just you, your caffeine, and a statement that absolutely no one at the table was prepared for.
Perfect for:
• Office desks that toe the HR line
• Dorm rooms where subtlety never stood a chance
• Kitchen counters that double as conversation traps
• Grandparents who have a sense of humor
• Fun uncles who need another reason to drink coffee
• Holding coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your bad decisions
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Socially radioactive.
You’re not running a promotion. You’re running a bit.
So sip calmly. Maintain eye contact, and let the mug do the advertising.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This mug keeps it simple. Clean. Bold. “$5 Blowjobs.” No fine print. No explanation. No $10 blowjobs. Just you, your caffeine, and a statement that absolutely no one at the table was prepared for.
Perfect for:
• Office desks that toe the HR line
• Dorm rooms where subtlety never stood a chance
• Kitchen counters that double as conversation traps
• Grandparents who have a sense of humor
• Fun uncles who need another reason to drink coffee
• Holding coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your bad decisions
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Socially radioactive.
You’re not running a promotion. You’re running a bit.
So sip calmly. Maintain eye contact, and let the mug do the advertising.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
