$5 Blowjobs Sticker

Small sticker. Big commitment.

This little menace takes the boldest possible statement and shrinks it down so you can slap it wherever maximum confusion is needed. “$5 Blowjobs.” No context. No disclaimer. No $10 blowjobs. Just pure, budget-friendly audacity.

Perfect for:
• Laptops in very serious meetings
• Water bottles at the gym
• Toolboxes, coolers, and garage fridges
• Phone cases that enjoy causing problems
• Music gear cases because why not
• Skateboards (even if you don't skate)
• Your mini fridge because it deserves to have some personality
• Anywhere you want someone to read it twice

From a distance? Minimalist typography.
Up close? Immediate HR violation.

Durable. Loud. Financially irresponsible.

Stick it boldly.
Don’t explain it.
Let the public debate the pricing.


• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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