Ask Me How I Know T-Shirt

This shirt is what happens when experience meets poor decision-making and survives to tell the tale. Ask Me How I Know is confidence, regret, wisdom, and chaos all rolled into one extremely corny sentence.

Perfect for people who have been there, messed it up, fixed it wrong, and somehow came out with a story they are absolutely dying to share. It works at parties, barbecues, family gatherings, work events you should probably stop talking at—anywhere someone says “no way” and you just point at your chest.

Wildly comfortable. Dangerously relatable. Scientifically proven to start stories that begin with “Okay so…” and end with “Anyway, don’t do that.”

You’re not bragging.
You’re not warning them.
You’re inviting questions.

Some shirts make statements.
This one opens a can of anecdotes.

Go ahead.
Ask me how I know.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.