Ass And Tomato Wine Hoodie

Let’s bring the vineyard… to colder weather. Introducing the hoodie that says you appreciate the finer things—while clearly not taking any of them too seriously:

“ASS AND TOMATO WINE” Power to the farmers.

Same label. Same elegance. Same beautifully illustrated tomatoes and that very dignified donkey… all wrapped up in a hoodie that feels like you should be sipping something expensive while wearing it. From across the room? It reads like heritage. Craft. Tradition. Up close? It reads like you made a decision—and stuck with it.

This is what you throw on when the air gets cooler but your sense of humor stays exactly where it is. Soft, warm, and just structured enough to pass for “put together” until someone actually reads the label. And they will. That’s when it shifts—from tasteful to tasteful but dangerous.

The slogan seals it: “Power to the farmers.” A little respect. A little rebellion. A little… whatever this is.

Perfect for:
• Evenings that start classy and end somewhere else entirely
• 2am snack runs
• Bonfires, patios, and wine you can’t pronounce
• Date night with her parents
• Looking like you belong at a vineyard… but not behaving like it
• Vaping with the boys at the dinner party
• Photos where the hoodie becomes the conversation
• Being wine drunk in a sewer drain under a highway
• Your favorite grandma or uncle

Comfortable enough to disappear into. Bold enough to stand out when it matters. Because this isn’t just something you wear—it’s something people notice… eventually. “ASS AND TOMATO WINE.” Stay warm. Stay refined. Stay slightly unhinged.


• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.