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Ass And Tomato Wine Long Sleeve Tee
Ass And Tomato Wine Long Sleeve Tee
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Let’s stretch the vineyard into something a little more… composed.
Introducing the long sleeve tee that looks like it belongs at a tasting—and behaves like it absolutely does not: “ASS AND TOMATO WINE”
Power to the farmers.
Same refined label. Same ripe tomatoes. Same surprisingly dignified donkey holding the whole thing together like it’s a centuries-old tradition no one questions. From a distance? Heritage. Craft. Quiet confidence.
Up close? A decision you stand by.
This is where sophistication meets a very well-timed sense of humor. The long sleeves add just enough polish—like you planned ahead, like you care about the details. And then the label hits, and suddenly it’s not so simple anymore. It’s balanced. It’s intentional. It’s just off enough to be perfect.
And the slogan keeps it grounded: “Power to the farmers.”
Respect the roots. Question the label. The fabric is soft, the fit is easy, and the overall vibe says you could be at a vineyard, a dinner, or somewhere in between—letting people figure it out on their own.
Perfect for:
• Evenings that start respectable and drift from there
• 2am snack runs
• Being slightly overdressed for the joke you’re wearing
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
• Holding a glass like you know what you’re doing
• Vaping with the boys in the garage
• Photos that get better the longer you look at them
This isn’t loud. It doesn’t need to be. It just waits for the right moment… and then it lands. “ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”
A little refined. A little ridiculous. Exactly right.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Introducing the long sleeve tee that looks like it belongs at a tasting—and behaves like it absolutely does not: “ASS AND TOMATO WINE”
Power to the farmers.
Same refined label. Same ripe tomatoes. Same surprisingly dignified donkey holding the whole thing together like it’s a centuries-old tradition no one questions. From a distance? Heritage. Craft. Quiet confidence.
Up close? A decision you stand by.
This is where sophistication meets a very well-timed sense of humor. The long sleeves add just enough polish—like you planned ahead, like you care about the details. And then the label hits, and suddenly it’s not so simple anymore. It’s balanced. It’s intentional. It’s just off enough to be perfect.
And the slogan keeps it grounded: “Power to the farmers.”
Respect the roots. Question the label. The fabric is soft, the fit is easy, and the overall vibe says you could be at a vineyard, a dinner, or somewhere in between—letting people figure it out on their own.
Perfect for:
• Evenings that start respectable and drift from there
• 2am snack runs
• Being slightly overdressed for the joke you’re wearing
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
• Holding a glass like you know what you’re doing
• Vaping with the boys in the garage
• Photos that get better the longer you look at them
This isn’t loud. It doesn’t need to be. It just waits for the right moment… and then it lands. “ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”
A little refined. A little ridiculous. Exactly right.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
