TheRealSpencer
Ass And Tomato Wine Sticker
Ass And Tomato Wine Sticker
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Let’s bottle the whole thing… and stick it somewhere it probably doesn’t belong.
Introducing the sticker that looks like it came off a very serious wine label—and then immediately stopped being serious: “ASS AND TOMATO WINE”
Power to the farmers.
Same elegant layout. Same ripe tomatoes. Same proud, slightly suspiciously dignified donkey. All shrunk down into a sticker that turns anything you put it on into a conversation piece with commitment issues. From a distance? Boutique vineyard energy. Up close? You’ve made your stance very clear.
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a label that upgrades (or complicates) whatever it touches. Laptop, water bottle, cooler, toolbox—suddenly everything looks a little more refined… and a lot more questionable.
And the slogan holds it all together: “Power to the farmers.”
Respect the craft. Embrace the chaos.
Durable, clean, and just bold enough to get noticed twice. It doesn’t scream for attention—it earns it the second someone actually reads it.
Perfect for:
• Turning everyday items into something worth talking about
• Adding a little “class” to places that didn’t ask for it
• People who appreciate a joke that unfolds slowly
• Leaving your mark without having to explain it
• Laptops, water bottles, mini fridge, music cases
Because sometimes all it takes…
is one good label in the wrong place.
“ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”
Stick it on. Step back. Let it age.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Introducing the sticker that looks like it came off a very serious wine label—and then immediately stopped being serious: “ASS AND TOMATO WINE”
Power to the farmers.
Same elegant layout. Same ripe tomatoes. Same proud, slightly suspiciously dignified donkey. All shrunk down into a sticker that turns anything you put it on into a conversation piece with commitment issues. From a distance? Boutique vineyard energy. Up close? You’ve made your stance very clear.
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a label that upgrades (or complicates) whatever it touches. Laptop, water bottle, cooler, toolbox—suddenly everything looks a little more refined… and a lot more questionable.
And the slogan holds it all together: “Power to the farmers.”
Respect the craft. Embrace the chaos.
Durable, clean, and just bold enough to get noticed twice. It doesn’t scream for attention—it earns it the second someone actually reads it.
Perfect for:
• Turning everyday items into something worth talking about
• Adding a little “class” to places that didn’t ask for it
• People who appreciate a joke that unfolds slowly
• Leaving your mark without having to explain it
• Laptops, water bottles, mini fridge, music cases
Because sometimes all it takes…
is one good label in the wrong place.
“ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”
Stick it on. Step back. Let it age.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 5 ½ | 5 ½ |
