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Ass And Tomato Wine T-Shirt
Ass And Tomato Wine T-Shirt
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Let’s pour a glass of something… questionable. Introducing the tee that looks like it belongs in a vineyard, but somehow ended up at the afterparty:
“ASS AND TOMATO WINE” Power to the farmers.
Yes—this is a wine label. Elegant. Refined. Cultured.
And also… absolutely not. Front and center, you’ve got a beautifully styled label graphic—ripe tomatoes, a noble donkey (yes, that kind of ass), and typography that says, “I know my wine,” while the name says something else entirely.
It’s the perfect contradiction. From a distance? Sophisticated.
Up close? Problematic in the best way. This is the shirt you wear when you want to look like you just came from a vineyard tour… but stayed for the chaos. It’s got that polished, old-world aesthetic with a punchline that lands right when people think they’ve figured you out.
And let’s talk about the slogan: “Power to the farmers.”
Support agriculture. Respect the land. Question everything else. Soft fabric, clean print, and a design that’s basically begging to be photographed next to a glass of red you didn’t pay for. It’s subtle enough to pass in public, bold enough to steal the moment when someone actually reads it.
Perfect for:
• Dinner parties that need a little disruption
• Vaping with the boys at the dinner party
• Wine tastings you weren’t invited to but showed up anyway
• Convincing people this is a real wine brand
• When you're wine drunk in a drainage pipe under a highway
• Standing near charcuterie boards with confidence
• 2am snack runs
• Photos where the caption writes itself
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a label you get to wear. So go ahead—hold your glass, tilt your head, let the design do its thing. “ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”
Refined taste. Questionable name. Unforgettable timing.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
“ASS AND TOMATO WINE” Power to the farmers.
Yes—this is a wine label. Elegant. Refined. Cultured.
And also… absolutely not. Front and center, you’ve got a beautifully styled label graphic—ripe tomatoes, a noble donkey (yes, that kind of ass), and typography that says, “I know my wine,” while the name says something else entirely.
It’s the perfect contradiction. From a distance? Sophisticated.
Up close? Problematic in the best way. This is the shirt you wear when you want to look like you just came from a vineyard tour… but stayed for the chaos. It’s got that polished, old-world aesthetic with a punchline that lands right when people think they’ve figured you out.
And let’s talk about the slogan: “Power to the farmers.”
Support agriculture. Respect the land. Question everything else. Soft fabric, clean print, and a design that’s basically begging to be photographed next to a glass of red you didn’t pay for. It’s subtle enough to pass in public, bold enough to steal the moment when someone actually reads it.
Perfect for:
• Dinner parties that need a little disruption
• Vaping with the boys at the dinner party
• Wine tastings you weren’t invited to but showed up anyway
• Convincing people this is a real wine brand
• When you're wine drunk in a drainage pipe under a highway
• Standing near charcuterie boards with confidence
• 2am snack runs
• Photos where the caption writes itself
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a label you get to wear. So go ahead—hold your glass, tilt your head, let the design do its thing. “ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”
Refined taste. Questionable name. Unforgettable timing.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
