TheRealSpencer
Ass And Tomato Wine Tank Top
Ass And Tomato Wine Tank Top
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$25.00
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Let’s take the vineyard… and lose the sleeves. Introducing the tank that keeps it light, breezy, and just refined enough to get away with it:
“ASS AND TOMATO WINE” Power to the farmers.
Same elegant wine label graphic—ripe tomatoes, a very respectable donkey, and typography that whispers “fine vintage”… right before the name completely derails it. From a distance? You look cultured. Up close? You look like trouble at a wine tasting.
This is the piece you wear when it’s hot out, drinks are cold, and you want your outfit doing just enough talking without breaking a sweat. It’s easy, it’s breathable, and it somehow balances classy vineyard energy with a joke that lands right when it shouldn’t. And that slogan? “Power to the farmers.”
Support the land. Respect the craft. Laugh when it gets weird.
Perfect for:
• Summer parties where someone brought a bottle nobody asked for
• 2am snack runs
• Standing near grills, patios, or anywhere wine shows up unexpectedly
• Vaping with the boys at the dinner party
• Looking effortlessly put together… until someone reads your chest
• Being wine drunk in a sewer pipe under a highway
• Photo ops where the caption is already handled
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
Lightweight, comfortable, and just bold enough to make people do a quiet double take. Because sometimes the best look is one that almost behaves.
“ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”
Stay cool. Stay classy. Keep it questionable.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
“ASS AND TOMATO WINE” Power to the farmers.
Same elegant wine label graphic—ripe tomatoes, a very respectable donkey, and typography that whispers “fine vintage”… right before the name completely derails it. From a distance? You look cultured. Up close? You look like trouble at a wine tasting.
This is the piece you wear when it’s hot out, drinks are cold, and you want your outfit doing just enough talking without breaking a sweat. It’s easy, it’s breathable, and it somehow balances classy vineyard energy with a joke that lands right when it shouldn’t. And that slogan? “Power to the farmers.”
Support the land. Respect the craft. Laugh when it gets weird.
Perfect for:
• Summer parties where someone brought a bottle nobody asked for
• 2am snack runs
• Standing near grills, patios, or anywhere wine shows up unexpectedly
• Vaping with the boys at the dinner party
• Looking effortlessly put together… until someone reads your chest
• Being wine drunk in a sewer pipe under a highway
• Photo ops where the caption is already handled
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
Lightweight, comfortable, and just bold enough to make people do a quiet double take. Because sometimes the best look is one that almost behaves.
“ASS AND TOMATO WINE.”
Stay cool. Stay classy. Keep it questionable.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
