TheRealSpencer
Casual Sex Is Dead Long Sleeve Tee
Casual Sex Is Dead Long Sleeve Tee
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More coverage. Same overshare.
“CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”
Now on a black long sleeve tee, in that same aggressively cringe white lettering that looks like it was typed, reconsidered, and printed anyway. This is what you wear when you want to look put-together… but still emotionally unfiltered. Sleeves down, vibe calm, message doing entirely too much. It’s the contradiction that makes it work.
You walk in looking composed. Maybe even normal. Then someone reads it and—boom—now we’re all thinking about it. You didn’t bring it up. The shirt did.
It’s soft, easy, low-effort. The kind of piece you throw on without thinking… which is funny, considering how much thinking it causes for everyone else.
Perfect for:
• Cool days with warmer takes
• Vaping with the boys
• Looking stable while saying unstable things
• Date night with her parents
• Conversations that weren’t supposed to happen
• Starting a fight in the bathroom over the last piece of toilet paper
• Letting your chest speak while you stay quiet
The lettering doesn’t try to be clever. It just is. A little blunt. A little awkward. A little too honest for something you’re wearing in public. Which is exactly the point. Because at Therealspencer.com, we don’t filter thoughts—we print them and see what happens.
“CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”
Stay covered. Stay chaotic. Let them deal with it.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
“CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”
Now on a black long sleeve tee, in that same aggressively cringe white lettering that looks like it was typed, reconsidered, and printed anyway. This is what you wear when you want to look put-together… but still emotionally unfiltered. Sleeves down, vibe calm, message doing entirely too much. It’s the contradiction that makes it work.
You walk in looking composed. Maybe even normal. Then someone reads it and—boom—now we’re all thinking about it. You didn’t bring it up. The shirt did.
It’s soft, easy, low-effort. The kind of piece you throw on without thinking… which is funny, considering how much thinking it causes for everyone else.
Perfect for:
• Cool days with warmer takes
• Vaping with the boys
• Looking stable while saying unstable things
• Date night with her parents
• Conversations that weren’t supposed to happen
• Starting a fight in the bathroom over the last piece of toilet paper
• Letting your chest speak while you stay quiet
The lettering doesn’t try to be clever. It just is. A little blunt. A little awkward. A little too honest for something you’re wearing in public. Which is exactly the point. Because at Therealspencer.com, we don’t filter thoughts—we print them and see what happens.
“CASUAL SEX IS DEAD.”
Stay covered. Stay chaotic. Let them deal with it.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
