Defund The HOA Hoodie

This hoodie is for anyone who's ever been harassed over grass length, trash cans, parking, flags, paint shades, or the "aggressive energy" of your porch furniture. Defund the HOA isn't subtle - because subtlety doesn't work on power-hungry rule goblins with clipboards.

It's loud, direct, and aimed squarely at the joyless busybodies who confuse control with community and think fun is a violation. If an HOA board member scowls at you while you're wearing this hoodie, that's not a problem - that's feedback. 

Unreasonably warm. Disgustingly comfortable. Perfect for cold neighborhood walks, late-night trash runs, or standing on your own property like you pay to live there (because you do).

No fines. No warnings. No HOA. Defund the HOA.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.