Defund The HOA Tank Top

This tank top is for anyone who's ever been bothered about grass height, trash cans, parking, flags, noise levels, or the audacity of enjoying their own property. Defund the HOA doesn't whisper - it sweats, flexes, and refuses to comply.

Made for activities guaranteed to raise the HOA blood pressure: mowing your lawn shirtless, grilling past "approved hours," washing your car in flip-flops, drinking a beer in the driveway, blasting music at a reasonable volume, or simply existing outdoors with confidence.

It's loud, direct, and aimed straight at the joyless hall monitors who confuse control with community. If an HOA board member clutches their clipboard tighter when you walk by, the tank is doing its job.

Unreasonably comfortable. Maximum airflow. Zero respect for arbitrary rules.

No sleeves. No warnings. No HOA. Defund the HOA.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm