Demolish My Asshole Long Sleeve Tee

Some jokes deserve a little extra coverage.
The “Demolish My Asshole” Wrecking Ball Long Sleeve Tee delivers the same wrecking-ball-level humor with sleeves that say, “Yes, I planned to wear this today.”

Featuring the bold wrecking ball crane design, this long sleeve is perfect for cooler days when you still want your sense of humor swinging full force. It’s comfortable, versatile, and guaranteed to make people read it twice just to make sure they didn’t misunderstand.

Perfect for:
• Chilly nights and bad decisions
• Vaping with the boys
• 2am snack runs
• Bars, bonfires, and questionable road trips
• People who refer to their genitals as a wrecking ball
• Anyone brave enough to wear a shirt that instantly becomes the topic of conversation

Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of unhinged, this long sleeve tee keeps you warm while your sense of humor does all the heavy lifting.

Warning: May cause laughter, shocked reactions, and at least one friend saying, “There is no way you’re wearing that out tonight.”

Demolition permit pending.



• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs